goodr og - game goodrs - professional respawner

GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOOClassic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar.MADE FORGAMINGGREAT FORBEASTINGRUNNINGMirrored Reflective LensesFor Regular HeadsBest for Laps Around The House, Pwning NoobsNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.1 NO SLIPWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.2 NO BOUNCEOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.3 ALL POLARISEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.4 NO LEOPARDSPlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).>WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!