goodr vrg - best dystopia ever

OURFUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGsIn the spirit of futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallised forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)Mirrored Reflective LensesFor Regular HeadsBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time MachinesMADE FORRUNNINGGREAT FORBEASTINGBIKINGNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™?1 NO SLIPWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.2 NO BOUNCEOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.3 ALL POLARISEDGlare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFESince these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.**No batteries required.IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVERYou will be immortalised in the glittering palace of unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.Best Dystopia Ever(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)